He’s 92, he’s seen seven World Cups, and he’s STILL running the show. Cameroon’s Paul Biya, Africa’s oldest president, just survived a court bid to stop his 8th term—because apparently, retirement is for quitters.
Opposition lawyer Akere Muna tried to argue Biya is too old to lead. The court shrugged and said, “Age is just a number.” Critics claim Biya reigns but doesn’t govern—his wife and inner circle handle the heavy lifting while he enjoys presidential naps.
With 43 years already on the throne, Biya is the ultimate political marathoner. Rivals are split, protests are muffled, and state machinery is firmly on his side. Analysts say he’s got a 60–70% chance of winning again—because, well, who’s counting?
From Mugabe to Bouteflika, Africa’s got a long history of “forever presidents.” But Biya just set the bar higher: forget retirement homes—this guy wants the palace suite for life!
