From Oracle to Hollywood overlord? Billionaire Larry Ellison just snagged Paramount and now he’s eyeing Warner Bros. Discovery — meaning HBO, CNN, and Batman could all be his toys.
Move over Elon Musk, there’s a new tech titan buying up culture like it’s on Amazon Prime. Fresh off helping his son nab Paramount, Ellison is now circling Warner Bros. Discovery. Stock prices went wild, but Larry’s billions don’t blink.
Analysts are already panicking: will CNN turn into “Ellison News Network”? Will HBO Max become “Ellison+”? Or will he just spin off the boring parts and keep Batman for himself? One thing’s clear — this is the most expensive midlife crisis in Hollywood history.
Ellison’s politics lean red, his son’s lean blue, and together they’re about to run America’s media buffet. From SpongeBob to Superman, the Ellisons may soon own half your childhood — and they don’t even need a sequel.
