Trump wants to turn off your TV if it doesn’t cheer for him! After ABC yanked Jimmy Kimmel off the air for roasting MAGA, Trump is eyeing revenge—threatening to pull broadcast licenses from networks “97% against” him.
The former reality star-turned-president bragged about winning all swing states despite the “bad press,” then mused that maybe ABC, NBC, and CBS should just lose their licenses altogether. His ace card? FCC chair Brendan Carr, who Trump calls a “patriot” and “tough guy.”
Meanwhile, Kimmel—sidelined indefinitely after linking Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer to MAGA—texted Adam Carolla about “strange times.” Trump celebrated the suspension on Truth Social, calling Kimmel’s show “ratings-challenged” and demanding NBC boot Colbert’s comedy pals Fallon and Meyers too.
In Trump’s TV war, it’s laugh tracks vs. lawsuits, and the only thing bigger than the drama… is his ego. Stay tuned.
